一定要找最变态的导师，投高档的国际期刊，什么Science啊Natrue啊，能投的全都给他投了，投就投骇世惊俗的文章，用最难的课题，比爱因斯坦相对论还难，文章比红楼梦还长，老板的老婆呀，儿子呀，能挂的全给他挂上。影响因子最少也得上十，你要投个小于十的，你都不好意思跟人打招呼。老板要找抠门的人，打印不给纸，加班不给钱，特野蛮的那种，到了放假时候，甭管有事没事，他都得跟学生说：“Graduate students no holiday”，一口地道的Chinese English，倍有面子，你说找这样的导师得延期多久毕业？我觉得怎么也得半年吧。半年？那是导师看着顺眼的，其他至少一年，你还别嫌长，弄不好还拿不了学位，就一个字：黑！你得揣摩博士生的心理，能在这种导师手底下干几年的博士生，根本就不在乎再干几年，什么叫博士生你知道吗？真正的博士生就是不怕延期，延了倒痛快！所以我们选导师的口号就是“不求最好，但求最变态！”

这是这片著名pic的由来

Alexander Sawchuk estimates that it was in June or July of 1973 when he, then an assistant professor of electrical engineering at the USC Signal and Image Processing Institute (SIPI), along with a graduate student and the SIPI lab manager, was hurriedly searching the lab for a good image to scan for a colleague's conference paper. They had tired of their stock of usual test images, dull stuff dating back to television standards work in the early 1960s. They wanted something glossy to ensure good output dynamic range, and they wanted a human face. Just then, somebody happened to walk in with a recent issue of Playboy.

The engineers tore away the top third of the centerfold so they could wrap it around the drum of their Muirhead wirephoto scanner, which they had outfitted with analog-to-digital converters (one each for the red, green, and blue channels) and a Hewlett Packard 2100 minicomputer. The Muirhead had a fixed resolution of 100 lines per inch and the engineers wanted a 512 x 512 image, so they limited the scan to the top 5.12 inches of the picture, effectively cropping it at the subject's shoulders.

 

还有一个无聊的德国老写的Sonnet of Lena

http://www.nofiles.de/roots/lena/lenapoem2.html